nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
*pats bed seductively* this is where the magic happened *stares off* all seven harry potter books
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know