meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via starkid-nerdfighter)

oh spongebob, you are me today

(Source: sleepyblob, via starkid-nerdfighter)

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

muggleland:

*pats bed seductively* this is where the magic happened *stares off* all seven harry potter books

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via pleatedjeans)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY